Evaline #1:
Evaline: Are we having a party?
Me: No.
Evaline: Who's coming over?
Me: Nobody.
Evaline: Hmph...then...why are you so busy cleaning everything?
Evaline #2:
Ian: Godammit!
Evaline: Daddy, you shouldn't say "Godammit"....when you are frustrated, just say "Awwww, pickles!"